October 20, 2011   8 notes
fuckyeahtomrobbins:
““Why do people fear death so? Because they realize, unconsciously at least, that their lives are mere parodies of what living should be.” — Tom Robbins, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
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fuckyeahtomrobbins:

“Why do people fear death so? Because they realize, unconsciously at least, that their lives are mere parodies of what living should be.” — Tom Robbins, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues

October 20, 2011   12 notes
fuckyeahtomrobbins:
“Creole Debutante
BY TOM ROBBINS
She went to the School of
Miss Crocodile,
learned to walk backwards,
skin a black cat with her teeth.
Soon, she could dance with
dead pirates,
cook perfect gumbo,
telephone the moon collect.
But it...

fuckyeahtomrobbins:

Creole Debutante
BY TOM ROBBINS

She went to the School of
Miss Crocodile,
learned to walk backwards,
skin a black cat with her teeth.

Soon, she could dance with
dead pirates,
cook perfect gumbo,
telephone the moon collect.

But it took 23 doctors to
fix her
after she kissed that snake.

October 20, 2011   35 notes

(Source: pleasingaesthetics)

October 20, 2011   279 notes

Sad Truth

dearoldlove:

The sad truth is, no matter what you FEEL, it is what you SAY and DO that ultimately matter.  

October 3, 2011   172 notes

The Idea of Us

dearoldlove:

You worked on the idea of us for years, but gave up once it happened.

September 28, 2011   966 notes

“ There’s a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out, but I’m too tough for it. I say, stay in there, I’m not going to let anybody see you. ”

Charles Bukowski (via blacksilhouettes)

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September 6, 2011   12 notes
fuckyeahtomrobbins:
“ emmasusanmarie:
“ “Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question
is whether to kill yourself or not.
Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question
is whether time has a beginning and an end.
Camus clearly got up on the...

fuckyeahtomrobbins:

emmasusanmarie:

“Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question 
is whether to kill yourself or not.
Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question 
is whether time has a beginning and an end.
Camus clearly got up on the wrong side of bed, 
and Robbins must have forgotten to set the alarm.
There is only one serious question. And that is:
Who knows how to make love stay?
Answer me that and I will tell you whether or not to kill yourself.
Answer me that and I will ease your mind about the beginning and end of time,
Answer me that and I will reveal to you the purpose of the moon.”

June 11, 2011   3,067 notes

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May 24, 2011   12 notes
itsherfactory:
“ BEST FACES EVER.
”

itsherfactory:

BEST FACES EVER.

May 20, 2011   388 notes

itsherfactory:

oldauntamy:

via thedailywhat:

Viral Ad of the Day: Jason Bateman and Will Arnett (and Rachael Harris and Aubrey Plaza) star in a the first of three “Dirty Shorts” from their new production company DumbDumb — a five-minute-long “branded content” ad for Orbit gum.

[businessinsider.]

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